brittney

a young compassionate girl whom is very beautiful and HOT with a GREAT sense of humor which all guys esspesialy guys named DYLAN would want to go out with those two make a great

match with each other since she has a sexy body and him to

"I would really like to go out with Brittney."
"sorry man she is already taken by Dylan."

by loksa June 12, 2015

britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

A Bit Britney

When you feel fat, bloated, pimply, ugly and just generally unattractive. A feeling that can sometimes be brought on by eating junk food, especially if other people are watching. Also that grotty feeling at the end of a night out when your makeup is all smudged and your hair looks like crap.

"I'm feeling a bit Britney"
"I don't feel like going out tonight, it's all gone a bit Britney"
"I think I should go home now, before the lights come on and people can see me properly, I'm looking a bit Britney."

by CamoGirl February 22, 2008

Britney Mode

A female who has become desperate for companionship and acceptance, particularly from men. Failed relationships, the feeling of utter despair and isolation may cause an indiviual to go "Britney mode" and randomly putting out, displaying promiscuity at its finest.

I dumped my gf and she sucked my dick! She went Britney Mode!

by Canuckette February 10, 2008

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010

64 Brightness

code that refers to "the police" in certain parts of the west side of Huntersville. A part of the new language "whack"

Man you better get off the streets I heard the 64 Brightness was out tonight!

by bigdogletsgetit October 21, 2016