Mouth breather

General term for a fucking idiot.

Usually seen with a blank stare on their face, mouth slightly agape, and possibly a little bit of drool coming out.

The new temp workers we got are a bunch of mouth breathers.

by Must Love Chest Hair December 19, 2017

death breath

When your friend says hello and you fall back 2 paces

Where did you eat last night.......in a fucking graveyard?!!!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.

It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids

by chuck/norris December 9, 2012

keep breathing

An expression of encouragement that means as long as you are alive, things can get better. The trick is to keep breathing.

"Sometimes it feels like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel and I can't go on."

"Keep breathing." :)

by MalikAlbe910 April 27, 2013

Pulling a Braxton

The act of making a poor joke, making a buzzkill, or doing other negative things during a funny moment. Usually the people witnessing a Braxton being pulled, will awkwardly stop laughing.

(while pooching your lips) Buscar?="Pulling a Braxton"

by zachp18 May 13, 2010

lost sight still breathing

When one takes such a large dump, one end vanishes down the tube, while the other end is still poking out of the water.

Usually the result of or not dumping for 3 to 4 days.

While spending a three day weekend camping, the outhouse was too repulsive to even go near. When Jay got home, he hadn't dumped in 4 days and it was so big, one end vanished down the tube while the other end was still hanging out of the water. Resulting in his first lost sight still breathing dump of the month.

by NERRd June 9, 2011

I can't breath

my pH is low, bro

psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

by toxdoc March 21, 2022