"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006

Boxing Day

Boxing day is the day after Christmas Day, when the English sit in boxes and box.

"Hey, keep that cardboard box, we can use it to box it on boxing day!"

by Daydream Believer December 2, 2009

boxiday

a simplified form of 'boxing day' one will use when he/she is partially affected by alcohol

where do you want to go shopping on boxiday?

by Stratrix December 26, 2005

Boxish

Something that looks like a box

My car is boxish

by Blonde words November 2, 2019

Boxing Prediction

A boxing prediction is a statement you make before a boxing match stating what you think the outcome will be.

My boxing prediction is that KSI is going to knockout Jake Paul

by LORD KSI July 2, 2021

X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.

"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."

by coin-op December 22, 2009

Red boxing

When you go down on a girl while she is having her period.

I'm red boxing Michelle tonight, I am not getting enough iron in my diet.

by Studentoflife13 January 4, 2018