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cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015
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Anal Bobs College

1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin
What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.
by Sejis January 6, 2012
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Jingle bobs

Breast looking similar to testicals. Hairy, veiny and gross looking.
Yo man! Last night I watched some old people porn. The old lady had jingle bobs!
by OlivaHessum March 31, 2009
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open bobs

Used by miscers, body builders from forums on the internet. Typically used to ask a girl on webcam to show her boobs.
by tinychatter September 15, 2013
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Coppin Bobs

Gettin head, a dome shot, a blow job, gettin sucked off
"I was just layin back, watchin tv, coppin bobs when Nicky came over last night"
by Andrew Kav November 18, 2009
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Criminy Bobs

Damn, why don't you go out and buy me some Criminy Bobs?
by JohnFRennedy March 5, 2011
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The Bobs

A set of characters coming out of the movie "Office Space." The bobs were two men, played by Paul Willson and John C. McGinley, who came into Paul Livingston's office and interviewed people who were going to get laid of and sent to malaysia for some under-level farming work.
"Ah, I got a meeting with The Bobs."
by Biehnchan July 4, 2005
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