Basting the Baby

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006

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beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.

"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"

by WefestRager October 30, 2011

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Bubble Blasting

The use of bath soap, baking soda, dish soap, and /or any other liquid solution that bubbles as lubricants during sex, thus creating a foamy mess that smells like tuna.

My bitch got PTSD from bubble blasting last night. She said it reminded her too much of when her uncle tried to drown her in the tub.

by Glastic December 5, 2016

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