Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted

"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

Turkey Basted

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008

blasted

To verbally or physically assault someone.

"I blasted her for leaving my window open when it was raining."

"Did you see that punch!?" "Yeah, that guy got blasted!"

by Formz May 29, 2008

wasted basted

wasted as fuck at Quinnipiac University

I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.

by jakab October 25, 2007

swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

by JihadGene September 15, 2006

Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 2, 2011

blasted

The best non-curse word.

MR BURNS: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"!?

by negrosahn May 1, 2015