blunk

the past tense of "blink"

Was that the thing that Pastor said burst out your head and blunk at her?

by SMEPPS December 18, 2008

Blunker

A concatenation of two words (bum and plunker) which describe the power your boss has by fucking you over at work. For instance, a lie regarding a safety incident that results in dismissal or lower levels of discipline.

My boss just blunkered me. My asshole feels 3 times its size.

by Succimidik June 9, 2016

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 3, 2004

Bunkassshit

Low quality weed and or FUCKING SWAGG DAWG.

STONER: Yo wha the fuck homie, youz been ripin me off with this FO SHIZZLIN BUNKASSSHIT MO FAZZLIN.
Dealer: Osry

by Jesse Fisher November 7, 2006

Blunkett

Liberal apollogist. Multicultural Celebrationist. Is blind to the Islamification of the West.
Also "BLUNKETTISATION"

Let's all celebrate Multicultural Britain & welcome the diversity that unlimited imgration brings.
(Isn't this AKA locust infestation?)


While we were partying someone drip-fed a whole Muslim army into the country. We fed, clothed & housed them. Educated their kids & gave them free health care.
Now they're ready to strike but no one dare to say anything because of the BLUNKETTISATION of the thought-police.

by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005

blunk

A state of total and utter annihilation resulting from excessive substance abuse involving the following: excessive binge drinking followed by a sufficiently debilitating blunt smoking session.

Guy A: Man, we are getting twisted up in hur'.
Guy B: Dude, I am so blunked out.
Guy A: Wow, you must done an excessive amount of binge drinking and then followed it up with a smoking session...possibly with a blunt.
Guy B: (throws up)

by Tigrenis Green January 6, 2006

Blanka

A beautiful, kind and loving girl. She is polish girl with long hair.

Blanka is a polish girl.

by Mikey.mouse.oof December 8, 2019