blueberried

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.

"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"

by InsertItalianGirlsNameHere April 21, 2010

blueberry balls

when you think you are going to get some and you don't.

Paul: "Yeah man, I have blueberry balls because of last night. We were in my bed and I couldn't get her to take her pants off"

Andrew: "Real bummer man."

by Paul Borah June 28, 2006

Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

A synonym for the most perfect pairing ever. Usually used to indicate that the said couple in question are having a lot of wild and kinky sex. Often associated with growls and giggles aplenty.

Those two rabbits over there are at it like Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

by Blueberry Girl December 3, 2009

Blueberry Pancake

A vagina with three fists in it at one time.

How was ur orgy the other day? Pretty great! at one point, Becky got a Blueberry Pancake!

by alwaysfresca October 19, 2011

Blueberry Gunt Pancake

When a woman with a large gunt goes running and her knees hit her gunt with every step turning it blue with bruises

"hey look at that fat ass running, i bet when she gets home shes gonna have a blueberry gunt pancake

by KR12341 November 10, 2006

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

by 99999999 May 14, 2010

Blueberry Chills

When you get so high you think you are cold. Even if you are sweating.

"Damn! That kush gave me the BLUEBERRY CHILLS!"

by Badger-State-isms December 4, 2014