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blue balls 

when a hoe dont finssh her job
brittany started sucking my dick then her mom called and she had 2 leave. witch gave me blue balls
blue balls by jefferson steal flex January 15, 2008

blue balls 

A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.
One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.
blue balls by jerryblank May 19, 2005

blue balls 

An abstract object, most often encountered by randomly selecting them from urns.

Such urns typically also contain red balls, black balls, white balls, and yellow balls.

Used to hilarious effect in example problems written in probability textbooks, either by clever trolls or by well-meaning mathematicians who are hideously behind the times.
An urn contains 500 red, 1200 white, 300 yellow, and 600 blue balls. 430 balls are selected at random. What is the probability of selecting an even number of blue balls?

Ans: One, if you're at a LAN party or Star Trek convention.
blue balls by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 31, 2012

Blue Balls 

Another word for your testicles being cold.
When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.
Blue Balls by Mr. Survivor February 26, 2020

blue balls 

the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!

in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically

NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him

(guy) gets hard

(girl) stops

(guy) blue balls comes into effect
blue balls by DR.Hall January 12, 2012

blue balls 

when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score
-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls!!

-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!
blue balls by imaraiderfan February 19, 2010