Bloopid

A person that made something stupid or is stupid in general, generally used by other stupid people.

Person 1: You bloopid!
Person 2: Don't you mean stupid, crusty ass chicken nugget?

by Grulemart November 27, 2019

Bloomkin

Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.

During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.

by KornyKev April 10, 2008

bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

derek bloom

The awesome sexy drummer of 'from first to last'
he has the sexiest voice ever
and the sexiest smile
he is talented, and amazing, and cute as a button

"derek bloom had killer drumming last night"

"i know he's amazing, and have you seen his smile!"

by GunsGoBang July 11, 2006

West Bloomfield

A stereotypically "snobby & rich" city in Oakland County, Michigan. Some true stereotypes include the mass population of people of the Jewish religion, a few "high-end" neighborhoods, and the trends of Uggs, Tiffany jewelry, and NorthFace jackets among teenage girls. Some false stereotypes include that everyone is rich, bitchy and rude. As well as the idea that everyone not only has money, but is hungry for it as well.

West Bloomfield has many nice, caring people who actually don't care about money and choose to be themselves because they realize that there are a lot of rich f*cks in their city.

A: "West Bloomfield is a town full of rich a-holes."
B: "While that may be true for some, I think there are some nice people there."

by slipknotxx March 24, 2009

Bloomed

When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.

Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!

by GettinBloomed May 7, 2013

blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003