Blinker

Someone who is not paying attention to things and misses out.

That guy missed a huge opportunity. What a fucking blinker!

by notablinker September 26, 2022

Blinker

Carrier of a rather large Schlong

Yes, I am in fact a Blinker

by Natural born retard October 6, 2022

blinker down

When you are too stupid to know the difference between left and right. Therefore referring to left turns as “blinker down”, like driving a vehicle.

“Blinker down” at the next stop sign.

by Tittytwisterd April 10, 2022

Clarkston Blinker

A fully-functional Blinker on a modern day automobile, however it is never utilized. Something about Clarkston, WA, perhaps the water or some kind of aura of stupidity.

That bitch used her Clarkston Blinker to make that turn, how thoughtful.

by OdiNxCore June 18, 2021

Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.

"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"

by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025

Blinker Fluid

The fluid in a four-wheeled motor vehicle that supplies the blinker with power.

“It’s probably out of blinker fluid”

by Vincenzo Rotoli September 30, 2025

Lucky Blinker

When you rip a cart for 7 seconds, hold for 7, hit it for 7 again and then inhale and hold for another 7.
It is said it grants immense luck inside of the smoke of a lucky blinker...

Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: Yoooo Bro Did you see that new Cart trick its called the Lucky Blinker
Weed Smoking Hooligan 2: Nah lemme try this its probably light brah! *takes Lucky Blinker* Oh shit *cough* what the hell is that? *100 dollar bill flutters down and emerges from the smoke*

Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: OH MY GOD THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!! gimme that shit.

by Django Peterson. November 12, 2025