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Blake's are anti-commitment males with a very warped since of what a relationship should be. He doesn't like labels put on his relationship status because that eliminates the possibility of an "easy out". Not a great guy to be in a relationship with but he will be your best friend ever. Overall, Blake is a great guy but not one that you should expect to have a lifelong commitment with. He is also possibly a homosexual but may not know it or admit it.
Anonymous-"is she your gf?"
Blake-"no, I don't like labels"
Blake by yeah_whtever December 3, 2011
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Blake by Live love May 28, 2014
A very short male.
Blake by gregorious12345 April 2, 2011
Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.
Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it
Blake by holcamara July 10, 2015
A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!
Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
Blake by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
Fuck Blake man.
Blake by FazeToenail May 15, 2017
Is a extremely intelligent person, usually to much for his own good. He will come off as a person everyone will want to be friends with but will come soon learn it isn't that easy. Blake picks and chooses his favorite and will tell any individual how it is. Some people may not like Blake but all will respect him. He will make him a self-proclaimed leader and people will follow. He may suffer with drug use only because he doesn't play by society's rules. If you find someone like this make sure you get on his good side because he will ruin you if you cross him. He is able to talk he's way out of almost anything and even have you question weather or not things you know are fact are really true.
Blake? yeah I think he's in the Forbes magazine.
Blake by Blake leader December 19, 2016