jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

Poo Poo Bladder

When you pour wonton soup into your butthole.

After living in Guantanamo for 2 years, the prison guards developed highly sophisticated interrogation techniques. Now all of the prisoners beg to be water boarded now that they've all experienced the Poo Poo Bladder.

by AlexFork December 27, 2013

French Bladder

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.

woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!

by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013

Gamer Bladder

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

Gazzy-bladder

relating to someone who cannot drink more than a mouthful of beer before rushing off to evacuate their bladders

He's got a real gazzy-bladder. That's the third piss he's had in ten minutes

by Tom B April 20, 2003

woolies bladder

Someone who need to pee all the time, particularly when out on the raz.
From “Woolworths” as in cheap and or crappie

"I need to take a wiz"
"Jez Drew again! You just went, man you got a woolies bladder"

by DavieCC October 15, 2007

cum bladder

The ability to store semen in d urinal tract for 30 days upon which d semen drys up . Preventing a person from using his penis

I think I have cum bladder

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018