Jojo's bizarre adventure

Peak fiction.

Jojo's bizarre adventure is peak fiction

by Sneaky420 October 14, 2022

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: Confused Sailor and girlfriend fight a Rock with punchy ghosts
Part 9: Drug Dealer and his Trans sibling get rich with weird (so far non punchy) ghosts also Rohan is back

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is great but only people who like it are gay or people who wanna be buff as fuck

by ZMTUCKER April 5, 2023

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

A Homo-Erotic Shonin manga and Anime about big hairy buff men using Sunlight magic and Ghosts with strangely specific powers to kill a Vampires, Vampires that live in pillars, incel murderers with hand fetishes, Mafia Bosses, gay Priests who fuck vampires, the immortal President of the United states of america, the Yakuza, and another mafia boss.
every protag.'s name HAS to start with the sound "Jo" or "Juh", and every villains ghost has to affect time in some way.
the series is seperated into "Parts" which chronologically lead into the next, starting in the late 1880's and ending in its 6th part which takes place in 2011. after its 6th part, it was rebooted.
it's fans are notoriously annoying. ZA WARUDO?!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO"S REFERENCE?!?!!? MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA-

Did the new anime part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure come out yet?

by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 June 13, 2023

Trucs tarpin bizarre

Choses bad chelou

Tu fais des trucs tarpin bizarre le sang

by Ejdhfhdbdb June 19, 2024

bizarro world

A world where everything is the exact opposite. Up is down, first is last, good is bad, wrong is right, white is black, logical is illogical, giving is taking, insanity is sane, liberty is tyranny, and vice versa. It's a place where literally, the sky is forest green and the trees are sky blue.

Here at bizarro world, when greeting others we say "goodbye", and when leaving we say "hello".

by xenocryst June 26, 2016

Bizarro World

the year 2020

"you remember 2020?" "yeah, thats when everything officially went Bizarro World"

by Disco HUDIC June 14, 2020