Backwards Birthing

Being so obsessed with a woman that you try to climb headfirst into her Virginia with your only intention of living in her womb. The phenomenon first arose after the whole TikTok Womblands saga, when people began to think it was an actual place to live.

"I love you so much baby, I want to move to your Womblands, can we try Backwards Birthing?"

by Henry Finch December 30, 2022

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman March 20, 2016

Birth Poop

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 06, 2017

birth poop

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

by Rainey4 May 06, 2017

Rectal Birth

While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.

To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.

The apparent rectal birth of his last statement left everyone speachless.

by Elise B March 13, 2006

bleach-birth

An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.

" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."

отбеливать-рождение
(TRANS: bleach-birth

"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."

"They aren't coming off."

"What?"

"They aren't coming off."

"Harder."
))))) END

by merfdiezel February 24, 2009

birth rape

Being born against your consent.

I didn't want to be born, I was birth raped into existence.

by yes it's true July 03, 2022