hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.

Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!

by nedzors June 28, 2012

Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays / @lukeHM12 September 3, 2012

Nature's Bidet

The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.

"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"

by CosmiClovers November 19, 2011

Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

Poorman’s bidet

When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.

by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018

bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.

Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.

by Bidet King November 8, 2022

Brooklyn Bidet

When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.

"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"

by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022