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beotch

A word made up by minorities in a time when speech impediments and making up words was cool.
Beotch, whaddya smoking?
by Scandalous October 3, 2005
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betchster

Betch + hipster = betchster, a sorority-type biddie who tries to dress like a hipster.

Betchsters are very common at music festivals - especially outdoor ones so they can wear crochet bikini tops and get a tan - but they don't care so much about the music as they do about looking the part. The day a betch discovers Urban Outfitters and American Apparel, she is reborn a betchster.
I think I saw Katelyn front row at MGMT - I guess she ditched her Abercrombie look and became a betchster.

Take that stupid headband off your forehead, you look like a betchster.
by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011
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Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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beitch

A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.
"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
"Oh shit, it's a beitch!"
by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018
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Bortch

The act of projectile vomiting as a result of something repulsive.
Awww honey, The thought of food right now makes me want to Bortch
by pawlawl91 March 22, 2010
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beotch

by Griffin Cash January 27, 2004
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big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...
person 1: who is that?
person2: That's big bertha...
person3: NICEEEE!!!
by blthrskt March 16, 2009
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