Bellend

Joe

Joe is a bellend

by Samkay26 June 19, 2019

bellend

liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead

stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank

by dirtymaca September 10, 2010

Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

bellend

1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

by Neo December 26, 2003

Blendergeist

An apparition that causes harmless electronic items to turn themselves on at inopportune moments.

My blender came on at 2am last night for no reason. It must have been a blendergeist.

by Kungfu Zombie January 9, 2006

Belvedere'd

Process of when a girl kills you because you said Blackpink sucks

Get Belvedere'd

by MansNotSexuallyFeverish(Hot) August 21, 2020

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017