beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

Beef Curtains

See Piss Fenders

by N. Culv September 8, 2003

beef curtians

Flaps not of the freshest kind. Also Too much cheese on the tacco

you better step if you think im chubachaing those beef curtains

by luke January 5, 2004

Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003

Beef Curtains

My girlfriends vagina... :(

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

by TheManTheyCall October 10, 2009