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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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Beffing

Another word meaning 'to cry' generally used to describe angry tears deriving from the word beef meaning to be angry with someone.
"He came out of the teachers office and just started beffing!"
by Louise888 February 2, 2009
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Tahiti Beating

1)Getting motorboated by a woman by her breasts , instead of by mouth

2)Repeatedly having breasts shaken in your face from side to side
Man that stripper gave me a tahiti Beating last night , My face is still sore.
by Darrel Alderman II August 5, 2010
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beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.
Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.
by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008
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Yogi Bearing it

Wearing nothing but a neck tie and a collar. Similar to "Donald Ducking it", except more nude/formal.
My girlfriend told me that the party had a formal dress code. So I wore a tie and nothing else.. aka Yogi Bearing it, and got arrested. see donald duck
by KCDonkeyShow July 28, 2010
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Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).
"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"
by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011
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Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
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