basic bro

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not

Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."

bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."

by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015

tonsil bashing man hammer

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!

Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!

by uglycarnie November 23, 2010

PNW Basic

Being typical Pacific Northwest Basic. Someone who does pnw trendy things like drinking coffee black, only drinking craft beer, rock climbing out of their mothers mini van, skiing only double blacks, wearing flannel, rocking or being into man buns and/or beards, leaving your ski rack on your Subaru in the summer, etc

Ben is such a PNW Basic bro.

by LOLUSOFUNNY December 17, 2014

uckers basil

uckers means get head or receive fellatio and basil referring to basil brush, so together meaning getting head from basil brush (basil is the true daddy) rip tony

oh got uckers basil last night it felt so good on my chode

by c00nlover69 February 13, 2018

Bundu-bashing

1. Partying in the Bush
2. Camping in the Bush
3. Game drive in the Bush
4. Anything to do with the Bush

I went bundu-bashing last weekend ey,it was such a jol

by Bundu man November 24, 2020

AirB'n'Basic

When an Airbnb looks like it has come straight out of an Ikea catalogue, with zero personality and some very basic decor.

Cindy would definitely stay in that apartment, it's very AirB'n'Basic.

Ugh, look at that 'Live.Love.Laugh' cushion cover. This apartment is so AirB'n'Basic.

That place looks like every other apartment on Airbnb. It's very AirB'n'Basic. How about we go for an apartment which wasn't completely furnished in Ikea?

A black and white photo of New York City on the wall? Confirmed AirB'n'Basic

by Esmerelda Weatherwax June 28, 2019

Basic

Someone who is Basic is a total follower; a person that cannot make their own decisions or think for themselves. They are usually a townie who, in the unlikely event gets up enough courage to leave town, will no doubt be back within a year when they can’t cut it and are eaten alive. There is nothing standout about this person, as they like whatever is “cool” and mainstream at the time be it fashion, music, TV shows, etc. This dull, shell of a person participates in “group think” even as an adult. A Basic Bitch most likely wears leggings as pants, loves Starbucks, and watches shows like “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and “Real Housewives.” A Basic Bro (who is also a Bitch) can be seen sporting the bro-uniform blue button downs, “loves sports,” listens to Country (because it’s “cool” now), and reads Maxim.

Check out that pack of Basic Bro's wearing the same blue button down. They must have gotten dressed together this morning.

by scrotey13 May 19, 2015