turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.

Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!

by S.A.B. November 25, 2007

Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.

I'm so into turkey basting these days.

by Penny Walker April 29, 2011

free basting

to put cocain in a blunt to smoke with trees.

"instead of smoking a lacee, they freebasted."

by kristin Exeter job Corps Academy April 8, 2005

Bast-fuck

bastard thats fucking around

kyle you Bast-fuck quit messin around

by assd February 19, 2008

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011