Baristacrat

A trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.

Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.

by DocZ January 7, 2012

Baris

He is one of the funniest and sweetest boys. He often makes fun of others and is sometimes mean and does not care about others. He likes to go out with friends and is also a very athletic guy.

Girl1: Oh this boy is cute. Who is that?
Girl2: That‘s Baris , he‘s so cute

Girl3: I like him a lot

by AtlantisLetsche January 8, 2019

bakvis

een persoon(meestal meisje) dat niks zinnigs toe te voegen heeft en alleen maar een beetje dom zit te lachen

marietje is echt een bakvis

by anonymous123459076 June 17, 2014

barista degree

Degrees in English, Philosophy, the arts and anything that ends in 'Studies' (Gender Studies, Middle Eastern Studies, etc). Pretty much guarantees you'll be making $5 coffee for someone with a STEM or business degree.

I should have listened to my counselor and majored in Civil Engineering. This barista degree in Feminist Theory is only good for a job at Starbucks...

by nah_bruh January 9, 2019

Barista

Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.

That four eyed Barista fucked up my macchiato again.

by Sortini October 9, 2012

Cheating Barrista

The type of woman that claims to work 12 hours a day yet finds time for frequent girl's night outs resulting in lying or cheating while rejecting intimacy with their real life partner of 7 years. Commonly have short trendy haircuts and exhibit a tendency to wear red.

That cheating barrista came home at 5 hours late and drunk, at 2 in the morning again.

by XXX666 February 21, 2009

Baristatard

(n) A retarded barista.

Alicia was so made when the baristatard could not even make her a simple cup of tea with milk. "I think that they gave me dirty dish water"

by MistressDonnaoftheDark August 23, 2019