decoy bacon

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

gray bacon

Dirty old penis

Hugh Hefner has gray bacon.

by blazingbobby January 8, 2014

Smokey Bacon

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018

the baconboul effect

The effect takes place when baconboul does something others couldnt imagine to achieve, like breathing underwater and etc.

"DUDE! Did you just see what Baconboul did?!"

"Yeah, that's the baconboul effect."

by zen_ March 28, 2021

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.

If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.

by E. Flynn October 1, 2012