Bloody Bayonet

When you stab a bitch and fuck the shit out of her in the stab wound.

Last night I shanked Britney and she told me to give a bloody bayonet.

by KaptainJack October 23, 2019

Balonious

A purposeful lie about a false statement. A combination of bologna and erroneous. A fabricated error.

It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"

"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."

by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

by timtitties December 15, 2009

Baloney Tits

Large saggy tits that rest on a woman's protruding stomach. The tits then resemble a large, unsliced boloney sausage

Check out the girl's "baloney tits"!

by Paul Lo Verme July 9, 2006

fried baloney

Baloney that is fried usually in a skillet.
Cut a slice in the baloney from the center to the edge to cook better.

Umm fried baloney in my mouth is so good!

by Ryan9873 May 16, 2008

big baloney

when you eat your mom

oh no i did a big baloney UwU

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003