When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.
VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.
If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.
If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.
If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.
If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?
Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
by SillyDilly June 16, 2010
Get the Balcony Shot mug.a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)
by skittlesyum July 25, 2003
Get the baloney flap mug.The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.
"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"
by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007
Get the Balcony Wipe mug.Extremely hairy, only used for human beings with hair on their chests. So hairy in fact, that their hair can be used as clothing. Pets are not considered balbon. Sometimes, balbon is used for phrases such as "huli ka balbon" which means i caught you balbon.
by neneborgs May 7, 2007
Get the balbon mug.A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.
by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006
Get the Balconied mug.by bryant k. August 1, 2004
Get the boppin' the baloney mug.To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.
He got so smashed he balconated himself.
Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him
Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him
by APE_CK March 14, 2008
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