by Yipyipyip1234 May 24, 2022
by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019
Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022
A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 06, 2020
He is a child beyond repair, he has been damaged through his life of bad choices and decisions. He believes himself to be brilliant but the truth is that he is scared of being alone, he has no intelligent features and in other words, he has no purpose on this earth and should be removed.
by De Captain March 25, 2019
Phenomenon of rapid hair loss due to cancer or alopecia. Goku and Vegeta try their hardest to fight this off, but pass in trying to do so. *sir, mission failed.* *get em next time*. piccolo also has to lose his antenna, but Jiren and Saitama beat it easily because they did not have hair in the first place. Krillin, like the absolute rizzmeister he is, has reverse hairloss and grows a full head of hair (ice spice style afro), mocking the dying Vegeta the whole time (then he had sex with 18 and Bulma and Chi Chi)
Person 1: Bro you got cucked by person 3.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.
by BaldVegeta69 March 29, 2023
When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.
by RJKN April 18, 2015