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bald man

Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
by wendysmithiscool October 22, 2019
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Bald Martin

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us
morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast
by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019
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Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Bald Vegeta

Phenomenon of rapid hair loss due to cancer or alopecia. Goku and Vegeta try their hardest to fight this off, but pass in trying to do so. *sir, mission failed.* *get em next time*. piccolo also has to lose his antenna, but Jiren and Saitama beat it easily because they did not have hair in the first place. Krillin, like the absolute rizzmeister he is, has reverse hairloss and grows a full head of hair (ice spice style afro), mocking the dying Vegeta the whole time (then he had sex with 18 and Bulma and Chi Chi)
Person 1: Bro you got cucked by person 3.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.
by BaldVegeta69 March 29, 2023
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bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.
by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022
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bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia
by polarbearmike November 2, 2010
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bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.
I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.
by buffalohides January 2, 2014
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