douche baguette 

The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.

The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.

douche baguette by sunny936 February 8, 2010

taco baguette 

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.

I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

taco baguette by Chad was here June 6, 2017

Cheese baguette 

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red

When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

Cheese baguette by Al Murray July 6, 2017

Sket Baguette 

1)Foul name for a trans-gender person (female to male).

2) Can be used in the place of "bitch" or "dick" to describe annoyance with someone or somthing.

1)Look at that sket baguette!

2) You are such a sket baguette!

Sket Baguette by Sket-Baguette November 5, 2018

Chocolate Baguette 

A sexuall act in which a man takes a shit then uses a Turkey Baster to place the shit into a another mans anus he then shoves his cock up that mans anus and when he ejaculates he removes his cock and puts it into the mans mouth and the man licks the shit off his cock.

The other day I had my gay boyfriend round and I gave him a chocolate baguette

Chocolate Baguette by SKuffLe December 29, 2009

grande baguette 

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

grande baguette by Bloopy April 11, 2005

Warm French Baguette 

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.

French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011

Warm French Baguette by Kraptacular June 12, 2011