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single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.
(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"
by Observer of the Mountain April 2, 2009
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bagorocker

someone who is exceedingly stupid. Relates to the phrase, "dumb as a bag of rocks".
"This chick I know just gave her banking information to some Nigerian email scam artist. She's a complete bagorocker."

"He officially became a bagorocker when he decided to quit school in his last semester."

stupid dumbass reject tard
by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010
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Baggers

Sweatpants that ankle swing and are extremely baggy, unacceptable to wear in public.
Matt was wearing his beanie, hoodie and his baggers.
by weki September 14, 2018
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bagorgeous

Something Australians say when they think something is beyond gorgeous.
Alice! You fell! It was Bagorgeous!!
by EveryShadeOfGrey September 15, 2020
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Baggers Smile

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.
Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!
by CF Enterprises July 27, 2021
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doucheous baggous

the way people used douchebag in the medieval times
Adam is a sir doucheous baggous.
by JuicyJ October 27, 2007
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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.
That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
by frankhepstien September 16, 2012
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