badderd

Badderd (noun) a softer form of the word "bastard," used when people who do not like foul language are around, such as teachers or parents. Used as an insult, or to mark someones stupidity. Can be used along with "gee."

You backed into a pole?? What a stupid badderd.
You're such a badderd!
Don't touch me you gee badderd!

by M450N May 23, 2006

pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

nigger bidder

A bidder who places a small bid on an eBay item then changes their mind several days later and cancels the bid. Nigger bidders get banned from eBay because they cancel bids too often, which is against system policy.

My item was up to 26 dollars, suavenegro77 bid 30 bucks, but then he canceled his bid four days later. I'm going to report that nigger bidder!

by Panzerwagen April 2, 2011

balderdash

A heap of utter crap

You're talking shite, pal, that's total balderdash

NB Balderdash could be used to describe what Prime Minister Tony Blair talks on a regular basis, both in and out of Parliament

by Bonnie wee haggis September 23, 2003

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005