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pandas eat their babies 

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.
William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.
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Killing Babies 

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.
Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.
Killing Babies by KILLKEV March 10, 2005

National kick Babies day 

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested
It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.

d1 babies 

when two absolute units decide to have kids in the idea that they will be superior athletically
That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her
d1 babies by CoochieObtainer November 19, 2019

Bone Marrow Babies 

A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.

how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone

What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues
the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848 *after 4 days* mom: *screams* WHY DID HE [DIE?!

some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂
Bone Marrow Babies by Prax1s October 18, 2020

You eat babies! 

The next internet Meme. Said by John Marston to a sasquatch on undead nightmare, red dead redemption. spread it and let it be known!
Sasquatch: We eat berries, and mushrooms you fool!

John Marston: You eat babies!

Bag of Babies 

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
Bag of Babies by Odeebee August 10, 2017