black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

by blackbison July 8, 2012

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014

buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016

Burrito bison

most bestest gam everr

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic

by Goydrascre January 31, 2022

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019

Big Back Bison Disorder

To have Big Back Bison Disorder means that you suffer from chronic eating which has caused your back to grow as big as a bison's.

"omg she has big back bison disorder!!!"

by kbnk.z February 2, 2024