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burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito
Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.
burrito penis by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

Burrito boner 

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.
I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.
Burrito boner by Novanova April 12, 2016

Burrito Bussy 

The result of eating a burrito before getting slammed by your bros.
"I probably should've laid down a tarp, that's one helluva a burrito bussy you've got there"

Burrito Sauna 

Four or more gay Mexicans having sex in a port-a-potty.
Uhhhhh.... Smells like a Burrito Sauna in here.

Burrito Grande 

The best fucking place to get burritos in Chicago.

Burrito cooch 

A cooch that resembles a burrito.
You see that girl, Shannon?! She got a burrito cooch!
Burrito cooch by TizzyT July 6, 2011