Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

robin small breast

A name for a seriously flat chested girl

That girl is a robin small breast, her tittys are flatter then a pancake

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Filthy Beats

Music played in clubs or large house partys which gets bitch's low. Usually accompanied by strobes. Dirty beats is a broad title which encompasses most good music.

Antonym: gay music, bad music, Justin Bieber music,

money, bitchs and filthy beats is a sure fire way to get laid.

by maadddog October 1, 2010

breastaholic

A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Breastaholics care little for or about anything else than big, bouncy, perfect breasts. A true breastaholic will use this as his lone quality in choosing a mate/porn star.

Susan had cheated on Tom every week for the past six years with a different man each week. However, as Tom is a breastaholic, he wasn't capable of pulling himself away from Susan's perfectly shaped D tits.

by Stinkoman'd! December 14, 2008

brbats

IM acronym for "be right back after taking shit"

Bob: no1 shud eat at this restaurant. I feel sick.
Tim: really? you ok?
Bob: ughh- brbats.
Tim: kk

by Kreap October 7, 2011

breast to breast

The same idea as "head to head" or "face to face" but involving the boobs of two different people. Could describe the physical act of touching breasts together or could be an idiomatic expression for an intense face-off of sorts.

Women's Wrestling Announcer: "Our two contestants are ready to go breast to breast."

by rorolele December 15, 2016

BeatSabering

Using your dick like a lightsaber with someone elses dick after jacking off

Me and my friend were beatsabering all night.

by thekfcguy March 11, 2019