Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

it's colder than a penguins bollock

very freezing weather

cold 2day int it mate

yer it's colder than a penguins bollock

by wingfield gangsta December 9, 2008

Dropping/Dropped A Bollock

Army slang - When somthing go's wrong, someone messes up. Comparing a mistake to losing a vital part of the male anatomy.

Oh no! I've Dropped A Bollock
Jim's Just Dropped a Bollock

by Red October October 1, 2004

cheeky bollock

the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.

**often occurs when wearing short shorts**

"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"

by mmmgaryglitter September 10, 2009

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 12, 2018