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Paddle boatin

Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!
When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!
by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009
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Nigger Boating

When a lit joint or blunt starts to only burn on one side. This term is a racial derivation of the term canoeing; this is because black people cannot afford boats, only canoes.
Oh shit Jim! That there joint is Nigger Boating!
by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement December 14, 2009
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clam boatin'

It's like motor boatin', only WAY more special......
I was passed out on the couch, when i woke up she was clam boatin' the shit out of me!
by Hanon November 12, 2007
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Batia

The awesomest person you will eva meet! She is the best kind of friend, and you'll never be able to stay mad at her. She is always right, even when you don't want her to be.
Friend 1: Ugggh, my friend keeps telling me that I know she's right.
Friend 2: So? She's not, so just forget her!
Friend 1: I can't, she's a Batia!
by maridel March 28, 2009
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River Boating

The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.
Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!
by Jballs89 August 16, 2011
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swift boating

"Swift-boating" has entered the political lexicon as a noun, adjective or verb and is usually invoked as a pejorative term by Kerry supporters to indicate that Kerry was treated unfairly when unpleasant but truthful accusations were raised.

Explanatory notes: Such accusations by genuine war heroes and former POWs undercut Kerry's claim to Vietnam hero status. They exposed how Kerry had manipulated the Navy's system to award himself three Purple Hearts in order to limit his service in a combat zone to four months. Democratic apologists blame disingenuously Kerry's flaccid and untimely response to the accusations with the knowledge that, if Kerry released his complete military records, they would show a general discharge for having met with enemy leaders while still in the Navy Reserve. Kerry was restored to Honorable Discharge status by President Carter in 1978. Kerry's supporters then coined the term "swift boating" to shift the blame from Kerry to his political opponents even though a full refutation of the accusations was avainlable if Kerry were to file a SF-180, which he has refused to do for reasons herein laid bare. The president and his campaign staff were never involved in exposing Kerry as a hypocrite and incorrigible opportunist.
Those f&$#ing vets were swift boating the presidential candidate we selected for his ostensible military credentials and electability causing him to lose the election that was supposed to reverse the 2000 presidential election results.
by OESY7 February 2, 2007
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Tug Boating

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.
I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!
by RicksRubicon December 9, 2008
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