big blew eyes 

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.

Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.

big blew eyes by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Kelly Blew Book 

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

Kelly Blew Book by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Cordon Blew 

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

Cordon Blew by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

You blew it 

A statement you say to the Houston Astros when they lose Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!

You blew it by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

You blew it 

A phrase you say to the Houston Astros when they lose the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!!

You blew it by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

barn blew up 

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

barn blew up by barnboy April 24, 2023

It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."

Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.

It Blew Like The Wind by aphoenix2023 September 3, 2023