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cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"
by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009
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blacking out

When you get so wasted/faded that your brain stops storing conscious memory's, and anything that you do while blacked out will not be remembered tomorrow.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.
"Dude, Bob's blacking out."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."
by Osark January 16, 2008
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blocking

In theatre, it is the act of setting the exact motions of each character in a scene and/or act. This occurs during rehearsal.
We still need to do the blacking for scene 2.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
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Text Blocking Syndrome

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.
Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.
by nFlamezz April 14, 2010
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Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.
Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*
by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015
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blocking

when one dude prevents another dude from gettin an easy girl, or blocking a player while hes using a flow to get a hot girl, mostly for one night stands, but rarely for relationships. also known as c0ck blocking
my man get back!ma dude u blocking!
by cmoney0789 May 20, 2006
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cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.
Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011
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