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free bleed

When a woman is menstruating and chooses to not wear a tampon or pad because it's made by men. This is done by extreme feminists who think this furthers their cause. It just makes you look like a fool and shows a lack of respect for others and basic hygiene.
"Hey did you see the girl at the farmers market with the pit hair?"

"Totally dude, did you notice the blood on her legs it looks like someone stabbed her cooter with a letter opener"

"Damn free bleeders!"
by Sceptic03 April 13, 2014
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rock the mic ´till you bleed

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."
by rperazag July 11, 2010
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Snowy nose bleed

when a chick is giving you a blowjob and her head is between your legs and you are holding her with your legs so she can't get out and you cum in her mouth and it comes out her nose
Guy 1: "I gave this chick a Snowy nose bleed the other day"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "she couldn't breath through her nose for awhile"
by snowy nose bleed July 1, 2010
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old enough to read, old enough to bleed

this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.

Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
by big tate July 13, 2006
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one week bleed

The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week"
Rob: "look at John puking"
Jim: "John, whats wrong?"
John "Well it was dark, and I was in bed with Jen, and I went down to eat her, and she was having her fucking one week bleed!"
Rob/Jim: "FUCKING GROSS"
Rob "have my colt 45, you need it"
by Duise2 May 26, 2008
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Cunt Bleed

A term used to describe a woman's period.
i) I started going down on that bitch last night only to find out she had her cunt bleed.

ii) Yo Sally, I'm horny. You finish your cunt bleed yet?
by User Defined October 1, 2010
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nose bleed

when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words

example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.
The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.
by kornchipgirl March 8, 2008
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