the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

by N. Sanity November 19, 2006

Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008

breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up

Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

beached whale

similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.

the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.

JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.

To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.

by HitStick93 April 6, 2010

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012