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Black Hole Stomach Syndrome

Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.
I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.
by BonelessJohn February 3, 2020
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black hole crotch

A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...
by xcunningxlinguistx May 6, 2010
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Black Hole of Stupidity

George W. Bush alienating our closest allies in the War on Everyone That Doesn't Agree With The U.S.

George W. Bush signing the Patriot Act 2 into law quite stealthily while the U.S. celebrated the capture of Saddam to minimize opposition.
by Concerned Citizen December 28, 2003
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Black-Hole Blumpkin

The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.
As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.
by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011
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black hole of need

black hole of need - A person who's unrelenting need for attention sucks in all of the surrounding energy
Madonna is a black hole of need, no matter how much attention she gets, it will never be enough
by XAXCT April 9, 2010
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black hole of calcutta

A very loose vagina. very dark and scary
I say Betty last night, gosh she's whore...I got lost in her black hole of calcutta.
by fatwalrus October 5, 2006
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Black Hole Video

Link to a video that is no longer available or not able to be accessed for any number of reasons. (Wrong URL, removed by provider, copyright infringement,etc.)
Ironically, the example can't contain links...so when I tried to submit this to Urban Dictionary it brought me back to the submit page with "Example can't contain links" in bold orange text. I would call this a Black Hole Submission Page if I were to try to keep uploading an example of a Black Hole Video.......
by Hank Plow May 22, 2012
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