bjorts

Black jean shorts. A color variation to the standard "jorts" (jean shorts).

After wearing his blue jean shorts earlier in the week, Tom decided to pull out his bjorts on the weekend to change things up.

by MikeIbanez May 19, 2006

Björn

1. Swedish word for bear.
2. A possible name for Scandinavian males.

Wow, that's a big and furry björn!

Björn Borg was good at playing tennis in the 70s.

by pwncopter January 15, 2013

Björk

The sound a Scandinavian Dog makes.

Björk Björk, I’m a dog 🐶

by Ras Barry April 21, 2019

sloppy bjoe

sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!

Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*

by Awsome_ass_Phil February 11, 2008

Bjoy

the enlightened one

This child is bjoy

by b pizzle March 7, 2004

Bjorn Gelotte

The Lead Guitarist of In Flames since 1998. What the that moron said below about Jesper being lead is wrong. Bjorn plays all the solos and lead riffs. anyway he's the best guitarist in Melodic Death Metal

Bjorn Gelotte owns you

by Zaiahownsyou February 3, 2010

bjorkstrand

the tuffestest people carry this name. they often times love to fight and will never back down until they win. Bjorkstrands are the most brutal people to face in a fight and is widely known throughout Norway not to pick a fight with.

james: did u see Olaf beat up that guy

zach: yeah he looked like a total bjorkstrand

by olaf915 December 21, 2016