bjorts

Black jean shorts. A color variation to the standard "jorts" (jean shorts).

After wearing his blue jean shorts earlier in the week, Tom decided to pull out his bjorts on the weekend to change things up.

by MikeIbanez May 19, 2006

Hafthor Bjornsson

Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.

Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.

by Big Man Gordon May 7, 2020

Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

bjorkstrand

the tuffestest people carry this name. they often times love to fight and will never back down until they win. Bjorkstrands are the most brutal people to face in a fight and is widely known throughout Norway not to pick a fight with.

james: did u see Olaf beat up that guy

zach: yeah he looked like a total bjorkstrand

by olaf915 December 21, 2016

Bjort

(v) To noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, Icelandic orifice.

Jumping Jesus, did you just bjort?!?

by not_my_name December 8, 2004

bjornson

An obese person who displays sloth, gluttony, and greed. They are fans of McDonald's, Big Gulps, naps, and gift money. Derived from the last name Bjornson, which means son of bear in Norweigan.

Tim is such a bjornson, because he ate pizza while everyone else worked.

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004