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Bingley Tractor

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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Binger

A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.
The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.
by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021
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Bingley Butcher

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in
Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky
by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019
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Binger

A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.
Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.
by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021
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Binger

To shoot oneself in the foot.
To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.
To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.
See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
"I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight."
"They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game."
by WTanner November 11, 2021
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Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror
I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss
by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019
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