The Bachelor

A Stupid Reality Show, Just Takes Female Stupidity To A Whole New Level. Bimbos, The Lot Of Them :D.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

by NoNameDefintion January 13, 2011

Elmo Blatchelor Party

A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.

Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?

AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!

Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!

AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!

by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009

chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house

Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor

by Nana_kali May 4, 2015

Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.

A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.

by Danny B December 17, 2005

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by LuluB March 19, 2009

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007