bathroom monitor

A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.

Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

Bathroom Buddy

1) Bathroom buddy can be a "thing" you bring to your bathroom to occupy your time while using the can.

2) A person that you only see when you go to the bathroom, meaning they go to the bathroom same time as you do when at work or at school.

3) A friend you bring along when you don't want to go into the bathroom alone.

1) "Every time I go to the bathroom, I bring my DS so that I can do something rather than read, while on the toilet."

2) A: "Great, Joel has to go to the bathroom. How much do you wanna bet that Adrian is going to be in there, too?"

B: "Well, that's not a fair bet, Adrian and Joel are practically bathroom buddies!"

3) A: "Hey, Adrian, can you tag along with me into the bathroom? I feel weird going into it alone in public."

B: "Uhh...So you need me as a bathroom buddy?"

A: "Yeah, if you don't mind."

by Soundoreo August 26, 2009

Bathroom Stalling

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."

by dumbwhiteguy July 23, 2015

bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

by Q Baby February 28, 2008

Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

bathroom ninja

–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.

Manager: Did that gentleman buy anything?
Cashier: No, he was just a bathroom ninja.

by lookslikelolita September 25, 2008

bathroom zombie

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

by howwitty January 17, 2008