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Bastille 

Bastille is an amazing band from London. The members consist of Dan, Kyle, Woody and Will. They are called Bastille because Dan's birthday is on the 14th of July (Bastille Day). Dan is the singer, Kyle is keyboards, Woody is the drums and Will is the guitar/bass. They are known for their songs, "Pompeii", "Bad Blood" and "Flaws", but they have loads of other unreal covers and songs. In other words, they're amazing.
"I really want to see Bastille playing in the Indiependance festival in Mitchelstown, Cork." said Ben
Bastille by b_a_s_t_i_l_l_e April 22, 2013
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tomato bastard 

A person who loves tomatoes and is often insulted by italians.
Antonio ? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMATO BASTARD ?

This tomato bastard is a pain in the ass.
tomato bastard by wasabi06 August 5, 2014
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Bastard Factory 

A woman who becomes pregnant at a steady pace outside of marriage producing a rather alarming amount of unfathered children
She's pregnant again? That bastard factory can't keep her legs shut.

Ugly Bastard 

Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.
This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.

Horny bastard 

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight
Horny bastard by N_E_K October 31, 2016

ol' dirty bastard 

one of the founding members of wu-tang clan,Died in nov 2004.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die" R.I.P. O.D.B.
ol' dirty bastard by Entoxica November 16, 2004

veiny triumphant bastard 

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.