shit is bananas

crazy, things aint goin yo way,
also to describe a situation.

Yo girl broke up with you for now reason man shit is bananas.
also u can put any word in for shit
ex.
dude is bananas
bitch be bananas
moms is actin bananas

by DRAMA-ZONE 6 May 3, 2008

bananas up

A phrase common in the gay community to mean that one is publicly interested in anonymous sex. It refers to the practice of one turning ones banana bunch curved upward in the shopping cart at the grocery store. This practice means that the "cart pusher" is looking to get his "cart pushed."

While Grant was at the store simply shopping for strudel, he was quickly distracted when he saw that Brandon had gone bananas up.

by meatlocker January 13, 2011

bananasauce

Dude's sauce from his banana i.e. semen from his dick.

He put his bananasauce all over my face!

by mistressjaskra October 1, 2016

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

psycho bananas crazy

Jenelle off of Teen Moms 2

Wow Jenelle is so psycho bananas crazy!

by addyjewelshawtydabaddest January 2, 2021

Daniel's Bananas

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.

"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"

by abudobby July 11, 2019

APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022