balant

Balant n. a shooting, a sprouting, a budding A person who shoots you at random or just a person who is out of line.

Did you hear about that balant shooting ESEA

by MazuR January 13, 2009

fair and balanced

This comes from Fox News, and is supposed to mean "fair and balanced" but usually is used as sarcastically to mean the opposite. This usage has arisen due to the right-wing slant that Fox News has.

"That fight was about as fair and balanced as Fox News."

by Kookus May 31, 2004

Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

by yungflame November 28, 2010

Baener

n.
1. a horrible teacher
2. a stupid person
3. anything that refers to a duck
4. an ugly person

v.
1. to do something immensely stupid
2. to be handicapped

Why did you guys do that? You guys baenered pretty well.
She is such a baener.

by Whazzit Tooyah March 29, 2008

Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.

Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick

by Yidd December 1, 2010

Balenciaga

Balenciaga is a fashion house founded by Cristóbal Balenciaga, a Basque designer, born in the Basque Country, Spain. He had a reputation as a couturier of uncompromising standards and was referred to as "the master of us all" by Christian Dior. His bubble skirts and odd, feminine, yet ultra-modern shapes were trademarks of the house. The house of Balenciaga is now owned by the French multinational company PPR.

Balenciaga

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 11, 2020

BALENCIAGA

buh-len-see-ah-guh; Spanish bah-len-thyah-gah
noun
One who is or has been a pedophile; especially in the defense of pedophiles

That BALENCIAGA is about to abduct a child

by Jakenotsnake December 6, 2022